MIL: Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, my television is on the blink.
Ms. Mousebert: What’s wrong now mother?
MIL: I don’t know. It started acting funny, so I started pushing all the buttons on the control thingy and then on the TV and cable box, and now all I get is static. I’ve tried disconnecting things and plugging things back in.
Ms. Mousebert: Well you did the right thing, because when you have a problem the first thing you should do is push all the buttons you have no idea what they may do and start disconnecting and plugging then back into God knows where, instead of calling me first.
MIL: Well that makes me feel better. I thought I might have screwed it up.