(These would probably be better tweets, but there are just too many of them – I think, either that or I am just too lazy.)
Thoughts that go through my head when reading the titles in the spam mail box:
I can barely read this one that says something about LASIK.
Hoveround – isn’t that what the dogs do?
Spank me hard baby – I’ll get back to that one
Disney destinations – odd, that one should appear just after “spank me hard baby”
Black people meet – well isn’t that nice
Asian women – maybe they should get together with the black people
Amo Latina, premier source for meeting Latin women – they look about 150 pounds lighter than most of the ones I see daily
You won a free G4 iPhone – just fill out the 600 pages below and select the hundred and 150 free gifts that we will bill you for shipping
Hawaii – not bad, how are you
Caribbean vacations – Jamaica — No, she wanted to go
Apartment for rent – is my wife planning on throwing me out?
Cialis, Viagra – I told my wife to stop sending me these e-mails. Is that why I got the apartment for rent one?