27 Apr

There is a lurker I am aware of who could learn a thing or two from the bloggess. Although this person follows the bloggess on Twitter, I don’t know if the lurker has read the following:


But none of that matters because the real issue here is that this guy kind of sounds like a stalker. Or possibly an incurable romantic. Here’s how you can tell: If he’s standing on your front lawn holding a boombox playing “In Your Eyes” he’s probably an incurable romantic and if you don’t make out with him, I will. If he carved his initials on your face after he chloroformed you he’s probably a dangerous stalker. This is a simple rule that you should print out so you always have it with you.

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